More Cowbell

The first such device in the Discombobulator line of marvelous inventions, the Discombobulator MK I (commonly known as More Cowbell and trademarked as Elsie-B-Gone) is intended to drive from the immediate locale any and all herds of rampaging bovines by causing dementia and confusion by simulating the commotion of a rival heard of crazed rebellious bovines which have escaped from their previous caretaker.